minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(Reblogged from space-leviathan)

(Source: scotsmcall)

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sarahkeilman94:

i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him

(Reblogged from castieldeanandsam)

zombienationxo:

I love puns.

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fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

(Reblogged from castieldeanandsam)

"Dude, you just ran like 13 miles in 30 minutes."

(Source: mysnarkasm)

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shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

(Reblogged from captain-snark)

that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

oh no oh no oh no OH NO oh my god.

(Source: kristenwiiggle)

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consulting-meerkat:

thorilyhammered:

siffy:

I have this headcanon where Steve’s son is born with his original health maladies and wants to grow up to be just like his dad - and Steve is confronted with all these feelings of inadequacy as a father because he realizes his son can’t grow up to be like him. But no kid will probably ever be better protected from bullies, considering who all his uncles are. It’s probably just a matter of time before Uncle Tony builds him some really sweet replacement braces (“Should they have spinning rims? I feel like they should have spinning rims.”)

YOU SEE THOSE JAGGED BITS ON THE FLOOR?!

THAT’S MY BROKEN HEART.

(Reblogged from stilesbolenski)

Alex Turner - Electric Picnic 2O13 

(Source: omalleyisgod)

(Reblogged from jamiecookey)

allwaswell-759:

So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.

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supernaturallygleeful:

still-sherlocked:

allabout-theirony:

MYCROFT HAS A WINDOWS PHONE

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A MICROSOFT PHONE

the hiatus begins

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(Reblogged from nerdyspecs-and-baskerville)

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

(Reblogged from elementarymydearjawnstache)